Two and a Half Men — S09E08 — Thank You for the Intercourse

00:00:05 - Morning. - Morning.

00:00:49 The girls look prettier With Hammerstein Beer

00:01:34 - But nobody knows like Toezene - Like Toezene

00:02:35 Sorry. You were being sad, weren't you?

00:03:37 I mean, this piano is practically all I have left of my brother.

00:04:31 Um, panties.

00:05:21 Screw them.

00:06:13 Damn, they got my good bong.

00:07:02 He treated me more like a stupid person.

00:07:58 - Really? - Yeah, Uncle Charlie was very lonely, Dad.

00:08:52 - Can I get you another appletini, Alan? - Yes.

00:09:43 Slice of lime, peanuts, breakfast in bed?

00:10:32 Well, cheers.

00:11:39 You left a big hole down here, buddy.

00:12:27 - Uh, not exactly. - What do you mean?

00:13:25 Time to take care of Mr. Stomach.

00:14:28 Oh, that one's not dog.

00:15:28 You know how they say that marijuana leads to harder drugs?

00:16:26 People deal with that in different ways.

00:17:36 All right, look.

00:18:21 maybe lick your finger, stick it in a light socket...

00:19:17 Uh-oh. What's going on down there?

00:19:56 Not the only back entrance we'll be using this weekend.

00:20:57 Winning.