Two and a Half Men — S09E07 — Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

00:00:04 I can't believe you've managed to stay in this house.

00:00:43 Here. I'm pretty sure he wanted you to have this.

00:01:27 Or I rejected my new liver.

00:02:11 Start looking forward.

00:02:53 Gee, that would be great, heh.

00:04:08 Do you know a good interior designer?

00:04:52 Oh, I'm not a neat freak, but I don't like clutter.

00:05:41 and I can't even remember her name.

00:06:31 Really? I thought it was a double intendo.

00:07:14 You know, if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.

00:08:03 What do you call it, interior motive?

00:08:52 He's tall, he's handsome, he's vulnerable...

00:09:44 See what you can find.

00:10:21 - Would you like to keep the camera? - What camera?

00:11:06 I don't know if it's the slacks or the way she dances.

00:12:08 You look very pretty today.

00:12:44 See you.

00:13:39 I did.

00:14:22 A super-duper über-cougar.

00:15:05 Oh, hey, check it out.

00:15:56 I just think that we should keep our relationship business and not "business."

00:17:13 ALAN: "Alan moved in with his girlfriend yesterday.

00:18:01 Just great. Thank you so much.

00:18:50 What an affectionate family.