Two and a Half Men — S09E06 — The Squat and Hover

00:00:06 So you're not paying any rent at all?

00:01:04 What?

00:01:54 That was a knell.

00:03:23 I gotta get rid of the old one.

00:04:11 I don't even wanna think about Bridget anymore.

00:04:59 If anything, blame the crazy woman's shrink.

00:06:05 - He abandoned you and your mother? - No, he disappeared.

00:06:52 How did your wife and your mother get along?

00:07:39 - Depression. - Ta-da.

00:08:31 - Thank you, Dr. Freeman. - You're welcome.

00:09:29 He's better looking than me?

00:10:23 I'm a cosmetic surgeon.

00:11:17 Do you mind?

00:12:07 Of course she does. Look at her.

00:12:56 Two beers.

00:13:36 Let me save you some trouble.

00:14:25 - What was that about? - Just work with me.

00:15:19 So, what was kissing me about?

00:16:12 I used the horn from my toy unicorn to make a strap-on for my Barbie.

00:17:02 Oh, no. I like guys too sometimes.

00:18:01 It's okay.

00:18:52 Bye, Walden.

00:19:52 How so?

00:20:49 Told you.