Two and a Half Men — S09E04 — Nine Magic Fingers

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:40 I owe you. If there's anything you need, any way I can help you...

00:01:33 - Good morning. - Morning.

00:02:25 Hey. Listen, Walden. While I am here, I was wondering how you'd feel...

00:03:16 I guess it's okay.

00:04:26 Whatever the verb, the end result was Charlie tartare.

00:05:10 Let's not ruin the evening talking about what an idiot you are.

00:06:18 What now, Walden?

00:07:19 Don't be rude, Alan.

00:08:04 You need to get out and find somebody...

00:08:52 Hey, slick.

00:09:51 Is she on a leash?

00:10:50 - You. - Ah!

00:11:38 - I'd have to check with Lyndsey. - Come on, man.

00:12:37 What?

00:13:20 Gee, Alan, that sounds a lot like you.

00:14:16 - Finished my beans. Can I have dessert? - I am dessert.

00:15:01 All right. Heh, heh.

00:16:04 Hi, I'm the trouble Walden's been in. Repeatedly.

00:16:51 and we'll see which one he goes to.

00:17:50 You actually think that you can buy me off?

00:18:50 Thanks. That makes me feel better.

00:19:37 I want you to know you have a home here as long as you want.

00:20:38 911.