Two and a Half Men — S09E03 — Big Girls Don't Throw Food

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:48 We'll give him a hearty welcome then Hoorah, hoorah

00:01:32 Once you got him, you got him for life.

00:02:52 "Add to cart."

00:03:27 Dishonestly.

00:04:10 - Why not? - You wouldn't mind?

00:04:54 - Yes. It's just temporary. - No.

00:05:46 Okay. Don't come crying to me when she starts driving you crazy.

00:06:46 Okay. Bye.

00:07:38 - What are you, like, a high school senior? - Well, I should be.

00:08:40 Oh, what do you want, Jake?

00:09:31 How many zeros in a million, Jake?

00:10:30 Your face should be on gay money. Listen.

00:11:20 Oh. Ho, ho.

00:12:05 Got down tonight on several occasions.

00:13:02 That way, the woman can reflect on how much she misses her man.

00:13:52 I gotta pee.

00:14:35 I don't wanna get a divorce. Why do we gotta get a divorce?

00:15:23 - How's your beach house? - It's okay.

00:16:23 - Berta, can you get the door? - I'm off the clock, Zippy.

00:17:06 He's not coming back, is he?

00:17:47 That is so romantic.

00:18:51 What if I can convince Mom to let me?

00:19:51 Yeah.