Two and a Half Men — S09E02 — People Who Love Peepholes

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:47 - About what? - Why somebody would want...

00:01:45 Welcome to my humble abode.

00:02:35 Berta has agreed to be my live-in housekeeper.

00:03:19 I'll walk you out.

00:04:14 You're welcome. And if you ever need a friend...

00:05:24 Yeah, a few days, couple of weeks. A month, tops.

00:06:06 Right.

00:07:00 Wow, it's like "no" is your favorite word now.

00:07:56 EVELYN: Don't.

00:08:54 - What do you have in mind? EVELYN: Umbrella!

00:09:40 I really came over because I was kind of lonely.

00:10:35 What happened to "till death do us part"?

00:11:19 Oh, no. No, no. Bad idea.

00:12:01 I'm going to get my wife back. Come on.

00:12:50 Don't worry, she's bluffing.

00:13:58 - Really? Who picks out your clothes? - You.

00:14:58 Are you insane? Get out!

00:16:39 Yeah?

00:17:40 - Two words for you. Adult diapers. - Ugh.

00:18:29 Hello, I'm Penelope.

00:19:13 This is Penelope, my girlfriend.

00:20:06 Hold on. I'm going to say goodbye to my guest.

00:21:02 I'm back.