Two and a Half Men — S09E01 — Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

00:00:09 Hello, I'm Charlie's brother, Alan.

00:00:58 with three bedrooms, three and a half baths...

00:01:54 Okay. I understand how you feel.

00:02:52 and a wonderful, wonderful man.

00:03:43 Never cross a crazy woman.

00:04:51 but I'd pay you once the house sells.

00:05:34 But why would I have to? Won't I get a lot of money from the sale?

00:06:21 Charlie and I had this drunken threesome with a crazy chick on this couch.

00:07:04 I will take you and your uptight, bourgeois family...

00:08:21 Well...

00:09:24 Hey, maybe I could sprinkle you on the beach.

00:10:34 But I had no idea that the water would be that cold.

00:11:23 Are you sure?

00:12:09 Beg pardon?

00:12:54 Oh.

00:13:40 Oh, by the way...

00:14:28 Yeah. I don't like the taste of alcohol.

00:15:17 - Cheers. - Cheers.

00:16:07 Well, she said that I was emotionally immature.

00:16:59 - Like who? - I don't know.

00:17:57 Whoo!

00:18:58 Ladies, who's up for a libation?

00:19:53 Morning.

00:20:58 I like him.