Two and a Half Men — S08E14 — Lookin' for Japanese Subs

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:35 Look. Tell me if you see a wedding.

00:01:26 What a nice surprise.

00:02:08 Wow. That's a little gay, but all right.

00:03:28 All right, let's do this.

00:04:22 What are you doing on the floor?

00:05:08 I think you made the right call.

00:05:56 - Good for her. - Yeah. Good for her.

00:06:41 No problem. Memory wipe?

00:07:43 And again, don't change the subject.

00:08:34 - Oh, God! Are you all right? JAKE: Mostly.

00:09:23 Okay. Fine. I'm sorry.

00:10:28 - I know. - Okay, okay. I am serious, okay?

00:11:30 I suppose.

00:12:17 She marries another man, and she's lost to you forever.

00:13:02 Maybe not on a major network.

00:14:26 Oh, please, Rose.

00:15:09 Good news, Manny. We're getting ice cream.

00:16:10 - Hey. - What's in the bag?

00:16:54 CHARLIE: Ow! Son of a bitch!

00:17:56 Charlie.

00:18:40 - I love you. - I love you too.

00:19:42 If you had me, you'd be tired of me within a year.

00:20:47 I wouldn't say that. I think I crapped my pants.