Two and a Half Men — S08E13 — Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

00:00:08 No, Charlie. It's mine.

00:00:58 Really, Charlie? Taking the points against Georgetown?

00:01:48 Does Alan know about this?

00:02:40 It looked very tasteful.

00:03:27 The point is I am way past guys like you.

00:04:13 - Am I that skeevy? LYNDSEY: Yes.

00:05:34 All right, honey, I'll see you later.

00:06:20 The only young people you care about...

00:07:07 I have not had sex with your girlfriend.

00:07:48 Harmless horseplay.

00:08:42 Though, I'd still like you to move out.

00:09:36 - A house key? - Uh-huh.

00:10:23 - Take the high road. - All right.

00:11:06 No, no. My brother does not befriend women, he befouls them.

00:11:54 - Give me my key back. - What?

00:12:52 You know what I'm talking about.

00:13:49 Well, I guess there's nothing left to say except...

00:14:47 Recently came out of a terrible marriage.

00:15:29 "So do you wanna have sex now...

00:16:37 - Alan? - Oh. Hey, Herb.

00:17:23 Amy Driskell? I lost my virginity to Amy Driskell.

00:18:23 - Wanna try some ketchup? - Why not?

00:19:17 Hug?

00:20:41 So, what do you say?