Two and a Half Men — S08E09 — A Good Time in Central Africa

00:00:05 Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial for the Shake Weight.

00:00:57 Her name is Esmerelda.

00:01:45 - Uncle Charlie in there? - Yep.

00:02:30 - Hey, Charlie, you remember Lyndsey? - Nope.

00:03:38 Thank you.

00:04:19 Thanks for the pizza.

00:06:04 - Aren't you gonna ask about last night? - Oh, yeah.

00:07:00 Where did you learn to speak Spanish?

00:08:07 Just look.

00:08:45 The point is, Esmerelda is a terrific housekeeper.

00:09:29 - Oh, please. - No, no, no, it's working.

00:10:17 - Thought you didn't speak Spanish. - I don't.

00:11:09 - Nothing in here's gonna bite me, is it? - Ha-ha-ha. Open it.

00:12:18 - I don't know how you drink that stuff. - Back at you.

00:13:03 Not with a gun, with his finger. But the implication was pretty clear.

00:13:53 Okay, I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but it needs to stop now.

00:14:31 This is unacceptable behavior. I am not putting up with it.

00:15:17 - Western omelet. - Oh.

00:15:58 Of course he's crazy. He's an ex-husband.

00:16:38 Good point. I'm here and Mom's out of town.

00:17:50 - Does Berta know? - Berta doesn't need to know.

00:18:47 Thank you, that's very helpful.

00:19:28 Oh, please don't make me choose, Berta. I love you both.

00:20:48 Oh, hey, Chris. Pillow's on the couch. Alan's in his room. Esmerelda!