Two and a Half Men — S08E07 — The Crazy Bitch Gazette

00:00:04 Swordfish looks good.

00:00:41 Charlie asked me to look at his butt.

00:01:49 Well, this is very pleasant.

00:02:47 - One-eighty. - See?

00:03:26 - Not quite. - Well, give her time.

00:04:23 Don't ask unless you really wanna know.

00:05:12 Excuse me.

00:06:14 - Hi. - Nice to meet you.

00:07:03 No, I could never fire her, I love her to death.

00:07:55 - You know my flaws. - Openness about our past.

00:08:42 Once you have a plate number the rest is cake.

00:09:23 What? Why?

00:10:01 I like her. She's feisty.

00:10:49 He's wonderful. I can't wait for you to meet.

00:11:28 Goodbye.

00:12:37 Says he's an important figure in the fashion industry.

00:13:18 Don't forget the pre-op life guard.

00:14:01 - I'm not going halvsies. - Okay.

00:14:52 Oh, come on, Michelle.

00:15:37 What are you trying to say? I'm in love with Rose?

00:16:29 is forever out of reach?

00:17:13 Tell me if you see a wedding.

00:17:57 Yep, that ought to do it.

00:18:55 Mrs. Manny Quinn.