Two and a Half Men — S08E05 — The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

00:00:04 Alrighty. Here we go.

00:00:44 This isn't like the check you gave me for the field trip to Catalina?

00:01:29 then burned it down along with all your possessions...

00:02:09 Stop watching you.

00:03:10 Well, first thing I did was pick myself up, dust myself off...

00:03:56 What's the point of this story?

00:06:23 Poor Charlie.

00:07:36 - I'm listening. - It never happened.

00:08:14 Can I call you Nurse Kendra?

00:08:54 No, no, no, thanks.

00:09:40 Then I'm good.

00:10:32 Charlie's life is great.

00:11:19 And you got all that just by writing jingles?

00:11:59 Give one of those to the waitress. So where would you like to go?

00:12:46 Oh, hush. I just stopped by to wish you luck tomorrow.

00:13:55 Yup, this is where the magic happens.

00:15:04 Marilyn Monroe

00:15:54 I've been with Charlie.

00:16:37 I didn't say I wanted to go.

00:17:17 Oh, boy, ha, ha, role playing.

00:18:20 Gretchen, what exactly was the role playing...

00:19:21 You know, the usual.

00:20:08 Bar fight.

00:20:54 Shame one guy had to ruin it for everybody.