Two and a Half Men — S08E04 — Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

00:00:02 JAKE: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:36 it might be nice to spend the occasional weekend here on the beach.

00:01:59 If you can open up your mind just a little, you will really enjoy having them here.

00:02:51 It was, you know.

00:03:42 They're gonna be staying with us for a while.

00:04:39 She smuggled these out of Denmark when the Nazis invaded.

00:05:29 Is this my Armani jacket?

00:06:15 Well, I hope the repairs go quickly so we get you back here real soon.

00:07:24 Too soon?

00:08:05 for a thousand dollars an hour, I need the phone.

00:09:15 - Charlie Harper. - Alan's brother?

00:10:06 Hey, Chris. Long time no see.

00:11:04 I made us a snacky snack.

00:11:52 - Dad. - It wasn't me, it was...

00:12:51 Did somebody order a pizza?

00:13:32 What is he doing here?

00:14:29 - So, what's going on? - Just having a drink with a few friends.

00:15:13 Oh. Then I guess you and I have done the dirty deed.

00:16:17 Where's Jake?

00:17:10 Really, Charlie, you envy us?

00:18:06 I gotta start being more "maverickyky."

00:18:47 - I'd give anything to start over. - Really?

00:19:48 Job. The guy God punishes just for laughs.

00:21:02 Oh, crap.