Two and a Half Men — S08E03 — A Pudding-Filled Cactus

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:42 - Can we do this again? - Again?

00:01:30 Uh, well, technically, it was a two-time thing.

00:02:31 Charlie may be prickly and crusty on the outside...

00:03:26 - Heh, second one? - Mm... Mm...

00:04:21 Um, listen, I know I said it was a one-time thing with Melissa...

00:05:14 What?

00:06:08 Hello, boys. How about a little orange juice with your dinner?

00:06:52 That's Will Smith, dumb-ass.

00:08:07 No, no, no. Don't send her over here.

00:09:03 I would've been home earlier, but we had a, uh, little situation at the office.

00:10:03 Found quite a few, heh.

00:10:48 I think I should move in here with you.

00:11:46 What? Like I was cruising Ventura Boulevard...

00:12:33 - You have a girlfriend? - He moved in with her.

00:13:22 - That's probably Lyndsey. - Which one is Lyndsey?

00:14:09 Well, I'm putting a little sad face at the end.

00:15:06 Yeah, Alan, don't be selfish.

00:16:08 and all that time with my mom.

00:16:50 That's terrible.

00:17:39 I did not have sex with her.

00:18:46 I'm gonna give you one last chance. Where is he?

00:19:53 Whatever you want, sweetie.

00:21:00 You will never guess what happened.