Two and a Half Men — S08E02 — A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

00:00:10 Sorry.

00:00:58 You said it was okay. You told me to stop.

00:01:47 Yeah?

00:02:33 Uh, no. Not off the top of my head...

00:03:16 And if you lived next to the freeway, you wouldn't be getting this.

00:04:24 her idiot teenage son, and the fact that you need...

00:05:16 What's to think about? She's a terrific gal, and she can make you happy.

00:06:04 - Please, Alan, give me that chance. - No, I don't think so.

00:07:09 Get your mind out of the gutter.

00:08:13 Oh, for God's sake.

00:09:30 I know what you're doing. It's not gonna work.

00:10:28 What are you doing in my bathroom?

00:11:27 - I didn't say I was gonna do it. - You bet your ass you're not gonna do it.

00:12:19 and Sam's Club vanilla wafers for dessert?

00:13:06 I don't think Uncle Charlie's gonna like that.

00:13:46 It's bad enough you're sleeping with this loser.

00:14:31 Just thought I'd help you get a jump on the packing.

00:15:27 - Dude. - Don't "dude" me.

00:16:19 - Do we have a deal? BOTH: Deal.

00:17:15 That's what I told him.

00:18:09 No. Doesn't ring a bell. Drive carefully.

00:19:00 Exactly. We end as we began.

00:20:01 - Okay. You? - Uh, fine. Ha.

00:21:03 Okay, that's it. Let me speak to your supervisor.