Two and a Half Men — S08E01 — Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

00:00:22 What the hell is that?

00:01:27 Dear lord. Charlie?

00:02:35 Can't rule it out.

00:03:37 When Lyndsey and I have built a solid relationship that will last.

00:04:33 Not everybody waits till they're a junior in college, Alan.

00:05:29 The possibility of my son hosting an orgy?

00:06:15 These were in the mailbox.

00:07:13 Proud?

00:07:58 - Come here, you dog. - Stop it. Stop it.

00:08:41 So when I asked you, why did you lie?

00:09:27 Over the years, I've learned to look the other way.

00:10:28 You like?

00:11:17 JAKE: Yes, Mrs. MacElroy. He said it's fine.

00:12:31 - I just learned it. - Hmm.

00:13:15 Ah.

00:14:15 Oggy-day who tried to ite-bay my alls-bay. Hey, buddy.

00:15:10 Yeah, we're all proud of you.

00:16:00 Is that supposed to make me feel better?

00:16:51 My man.

00:17:42 I think that's enough beer, sweetheart. I'll get Jake.

00:18:36 See, Alan? I'm Teflon.

00:19:20 Um, you know, we should go.

00:20:05 Oh, yeah, right.

00:21:02 Boy, she sure does like the whipped cream.