Two and a Half Men — S07E22 — This Is Not Gonna End Well

00:00:04 Man, I love German cars.

00:00:46 - Enough. - Sorry.

00:01:34 Yeah, I wanna share in your good fortune.

00:02:56 How could you not show up in court? Don't they send you a summons?

00:03:41 - Appreciate it. - You can relax in the passenger seat.

00:04:23 - I'm gonna count to three. - Oh, that's mature.

00:05:09 Thanks.

00:06:00 But, hey, any other time you need a ride, I'm your man.

00:06:55 I did buy her a lovely scarf.

00:07:59 - Alan, wake up. - Pumpernickel!

00:08:33 Sure, sure. How's this?

00:09:25 Oh. Alan, I'm Ed. Heard a lot about you.

00:10:09 Because it happens to everybody, not because you're gay.

00:11:00 and it's cheap because it's from Cuba.

00:11:53 Wait, wait, wait. Have you used any of them yet?

00:12:45 That's not funny.

00:13:29 I can't help you if you're not gonna work with me.

00:14:18 - Alan. - Oh, Charlie?

00:15:13 What's wrong with it?

00:16:22 Listen...

00:16:57 What are you saying?

00:17:48 Yeah, maybe if he wears it as a lucky hat.

00:18:44 Thank you. Thank you for coming.

00:20:29 Smart money's on six.