Two and a Half Men — S07E21 — Gumby with a Pokey

00:00:04 WOMAN : Bill, did you notice that girl coming down the slope?

00:00:56 Hi, Judith, what's up?

00:01:40 You're right, not funny. She never got my sense of humor.

00:02:22 Oh, hey, you wanna drive up and get it with me?

00:03:13 MAN : Here's ordinary cat litter after five days of continuous use...

00:04:03 I was hungry. Wanna join me for a grilled cheese?

00:05:34 Okay, now what?

00:06:17 - Wow. Ha, ha. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

00:07:09 I actually have a prescription from a doctor.

00:08:07 Twice the length of my penis, thanks for asking.

00:08:55 You've got glaucoma.

00:09:46 - when you were my age? - Yeah, I had big plans.

00:10:52 You're welcome to join me here.

00:11:48 I can't take another night wandering around the house thinking about Chelsea.

00:12:32 You wanna drive to San Francisco?

00:13:30 I like them french-fried taters. Mm.

00:14:23 If there's a way it can be blown, you'll blow it.

00:15:20 Hey. Ask me why they should change the name...

00:16:07 - Anyway, about your life... - Hey, there's a business opportunity.

00:17:15 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

00:18:16 Why didn't you call?

00:19:08 Tell you how much you mean, how much you've always meant.

00:20:21 Uh, I'm not sure. I might buy a new car.

00:21:20 Now can I drive?