Two and a Half Men — S07E20 — I Called Him Magoo

00:00:06 - Can't believe this is only our second date. - I know.

00:00:46 Eldridge, why aren't you with your dad?

00:01:31 I can't be picky.

00:02:20 Aside from, you know, a little anal bleaching.

00:03:12 Ugh. Son of a bitch.

00:04:41 Well, I have a life too.

00:05:31 - Cute. - No, he was ugly too.

00:07:17 You don't have to be responsible for him. Just let him see you.

00:07:56 I might be able to move out of your house and into hers.

00:08:50 - Just get out of here for the night. - I'm grounded.

00:09:45 Oh, uh, don't worry, I bought enough condoms to golf our brains out.

00:10:38 Well, you paid for the full girlfriend experience...

00:11:36 You know, not that I'm complaining, but don't you gals...

00:12:25 You don't have anything more expensive?

00:13:20 Alrighty.

00:14:12 I will do or say something that will really irritate you.

00:14:57 Would it kill you to rinse out the sink after you shave?

00:15:43 Take this and pretend like you're working.

00:16:56 - Okay. - Come here.

00:17:53 - What the hell was that? - Um, I don't know.

00:18:43 - I know. - You say you know...

00:19:29 - Don't look at me like that. He's lying. - I'm not lying.

00:20:25 Alrighty, here we are.

00:21:18 Oklahoma, where the wind...