Two and a Half Men — S07E19 — Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

00:00:05 Larry was just a single dad

00:01:00 Okay. That explains the bad attitude.

00:01:47 And yet, here he is. So, what's the point in asking?

00:02:29 and I love him.

00:03:52 Don't feed me straight lines, Alfalfa.

00:04:31 No, I mean what are we gonna do tonight?

00:05:13 JAY: I thought they were supposed to land on their feet.

00:05:56 Relax, how drunk can they get off a 12-pack?

00:06:38 Oh, the agony.

00:07:55 Well, after I left school, I came back to L.A. hoping to write film scores.

00:08:42 I'm barfing in a basket

00:09:24 - I heard that, young man. ELDRIDGE: Good for you.

00:10:03 So what are your plans for her lap?

00:10:41 Don't you judge me.

00:11:29 Here's your wastebasket.

00:12:20 Not only is it against the law, alcohol destroys brain cells.

00:13:09 Just doing some stomach crunches. Hang on.

00:13:52 for questionable behavior I've ever heard from you.

00:14:34 - To our children. - Our children.

00:15:32 - How old are you? - Sixteen.

00:16:16 - Wow, that was great. - Oh, my God, that was so good.

00:17:00 Oh, good. I was starting to worry.

00:17:35 You really need to get into a program.

00:18:18 What just happened?