Two and a Half Men — S07E16 — Tinkle Like a Princess

00:00:08 CHELSEA: First box goes in my car, the other in the truck.

00:00:51 Still got his carrier.

00:01:43 That's because I'm not a good swimmer.

00:03:02 Come on, man, it's time to get up.

00:03:59 The bathroom?

00:04:54 You know the part that I don't understand, Judith...

00:05:39 Let's go, crybaby.

00:06:38 Whoa, I'm not done.

00:08:03 and I was kind of hoping that maybe you could...

00:08:55 No, I don't think this is a typical bender.

00:09:51 Hello, brother.

00:10:43 I like her.

00:11:31 Betsy and I are soul mates.

00:12:17 Then when I'm done, I get up to leave...

00:13:05 Sure. Bets, coffee's right there.

00:14:01 You're lucky you're not a girl.

00:15:01 I'm decorating, he's critiquing.

00:15:49 has to be made out of leather.

00:16:34 Then what are we doing?

00:17:19 There's something seriously wrong with me.

00:18:17 like running off and marrying some stranger...

00:19:22 - This has happened before? - Oh, yes.

00:20:11 - Bye. - Bye.

00:21:07 CHARLIE: Ouch.