Two and a Half Men — S07E13 — Yay, No Polyps!
2010 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 847 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Dialogue Timeline — 331 lines
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00:00:05 Hey, you got anything special going on next week?
00:00:45 I'd like him to get to know you before the wedding.
00:01:32 What do you mean, like a colonoscopy?
00:03:16 In order to not spend time with your fiancée's parents...
00:04:01 And then she'll put me to bed, I'll get some "Oh, poor Charlie" sex...
00:04:55 Good plan.
00:05:54 All right, I'm a little less happy now. Goodbye.
00:06:45 - Is he okay? - Yeah, he's getting a routine test.
00:07:40 Alan.
00:08:33 I'm flying my parents in to stay with us for a week.
00:09:27 Thanks for calling ahead.
00:10:19 He's not wrong.
00:11:11 But don't worry, I'm still gonna marry her.
00:11:49 - Yep. - So poof.
00:12:33 But they're my parents and I gotta love them, right?
00:13:12 Well, the weather's lovely.
00:14:04 All right. I'm buying.
00:14:57 Oh. No calluses. I prefer the feel of calluses.
00:16:13 Do you really want...
00:16:57 1966. We were in the Philippines for a week of R&R...
00:17:42 Not so far. Right next to Magic Mountain.
00:18:29 Shut up.
00:19:30 Pretty shook up.
00:20:23 Isn't it nice when things work out?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed331
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:20:23
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes847
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 7, episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/7/episode/13
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