Two and a Half Men — S07E11 — Warning, It's Dirty

00:00:03 Oh, the weather outside is frightful

00:00:51 Why did you mail me a letter?

00:01:38 And made 10th grade By the skin of his ass

00:02:21 What do you think?

00:03:12 Oh, buddy, you can't call the posters in your room girlfriends.

00:03:57 - Can I borrow 10 bucks? - Why?

00:05:13 - You're very generous. - Well, I just want you to know...

00:06:06 - You're too kind. - Don't mention it.

00:06:46 Women love this house. It's an aphrodisiac.

00:07:33 Now, go take the young lady her grape soda.

00:08:21 I'm more proud of him. I mean, he actually got her back here...

00:09:03 - So far. - What does that mean?

00:09:43 Attaboy. Good thinking.

00:10:23 I'll call you Scooter, and you Dutch.

00:11:18 What?

00:11:59 Tell her you wanna get her her own sitcom. Never fails.

00:12:58 Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

00:13:46 - That's the jingle bell... - Alan!

00:14:52 Turkey's almost done. Aren't you gonna put on some nice clothes?

00:15:33 This is your father. Whatever you're doing, stop it and get your ass home.

00:16:27 - Keisha, Celeste's mother. - Her mother?

00:17:11 It happens.

00:18:22 Love you.

00:19:13 Merry Christmas, everybody.