Two and a Half Men — S07E08 — Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

00:00:02 MAN : Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

00:00:47 But at least I get out of bed to pee.

00:01:31 Probably should pee. Yeah, better pee.

00:02:47 What'd I do?

00:03:30 Boy, I bet if they were roommates, they did some experimenting.

00:04:11 Godfather, Rollerball.

00:04:58 Hey, Alan?

00:05:45 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. It's yours.

00:06:37 Here we go. Little chamomile tea, help you sleep.

00:07:25 ALAN: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

00:09:15 I guess I'll leave you two alone.

00:10:12 I want you to make Gail happy.

00:11:18 Excuse me. I brought you some fresh towels, Gail.

00:11:57 I'll be home for dinner. Thought I'd pick up some Chinese food...

00:12:35 but the dehumidifier and the nightlight belong to me.

00:13:17 - Really? Was Chelsea there? - No.

00:14:05 Then again, I could always draw a mustache on her.

00:15:15 What happened?

00:15:52 - Why can't I find a nice guy like you? - Absolutely.

00:16:41 - You think they experimented? - Oh, yeah.

00:17:36 Yeah, I was thinking it might be that.

00:18:20 Come in.

00:19:06 - Anytime. - So where'd we leave it?

00:20:01 I should probably skip the aftershave.