Two and a Half Men — S07E06 — Give Me Your Thumb

00:00:05 - Morning. - Oh, morning.

00:00:52 Now, I trust your insurance is up to date.

00:01:34 so they can support the load on your pecs.

00:02:45 - Morning. - Morning.

00:03:30 Look, I love your breasts just the way they are.

00:04:09 Charlie, I gotta say, I think you handled that really...

00:05:09 - Fine. You want me to go to my room? - Not far enough.

00:06:06 Nice.

00:06:50 No, Alan's never right. Ask anybody.

00:07:46 - I was just hoping to ask for a favor. - I see.

00:08:50 a beautiful home, and a surprisingly resilient liver.

00:09:41 but I had a little crisis of faith after last year's Super Bowl.

00:10:58 Well, anyway, Charlie and I have decided to take a little break from each other.

00:11:50 Oh, not the nipples.

00:12:33 In fact, I've been a big fan of your work for years.

00:13:28 No. What else you got?

00:14:16 Do they have a Sears or Kmart over there?

00:15:07 - Damn it. - Pay up.

00:15:59 Well, I was hoping we'd have time to go away for a few days.

00:16:54 get you one of those hip new spiky looks.

00:17:49 - Here? - Sure.

00:18:45 and give me a good thorough cleaning.

00:19:37 What?

00:20:20 Thank you, Lord. You speaketh through me.