Two and a Half Men - S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child
2009 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 1,068 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Dialogue Timeline - 378 lines
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00:00:04 ALAN: Not yet, not yet, not yet.
00:00:51 Yeah, and he did it in his head.
00:01:45 He didn't ask me anything.
00:02:55 Another reason I think you were adopted.
00:03:48 But... But this is family time.
00:04:36 No teenager wants to be seen out with his father.
00:05:27 If it weren't for me, you would've choked on your vomit years ago.
00:06:22 Parallel parking, easy peasy.
00:07:12 Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:08 Hang on.
00:08:51 Did he say why?
00:09:46 - V. - Varmint.
00:10:44 I've been thinking.
00:11:47 Where's this going, Alan?
00:12:46 I like that you think I'm funny.
00:13:46 Oh, so you have no flaws?
00:15:01 That stopped being funny a week ago.
00:15:56 - Fine. - And no name-calling.
00:16:40 - We'll talk to him. Where is he? - In his room.
00:17:37 Your uncle and I understand...
00:18:26 Looks is all you've ever had.
00:19:17 - Hey. Hey, come back here. - Hey.
00:20:26 Right, right, right.
00:21:23 Guess who loves you!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed378
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:21:23
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,068
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 7, episode 5: For the Sake of the Child.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/7/episode/5
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