Two and a Half Men — S07E04 — Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

00:00:02 MAN : Call now. Operators are standing by.

00:00:46 Sorry, I'm just curious.

00:01:31 I just wanna get to know him better.

00:02:13 Anyway.

00:02:55 Why don't we just go to a hotel?

00:03:35 I can explain.

00:04:55 - Kettle corn, that's a snack. - That's not the point.

00:05:57 - Had a date with Melissa. - How did it go?

00:06:47 It's bread dipped in eggs, you can't really screw it up.

00:07:34 Then what are you selling? Better not be your liver. I got dibs.

00:08:20 so I could get some action.

00:09:24 Now, was that so hard?

00:10:13 Warm cookie smell, good. Hot poop smell, bad.

00:11:05 What?

00:11:46 I'm done trying with that kid.

00:13:01 I get a tax break on it. You know, the home office.

00:13:56 Come on, I was trying to be nice.

00:14:49 You're still on the towel, right?

00:15:37 Uh, sorry.

00:16:22 What's going on?

00:16:56 I told you he wouldn't get it.

00:17:48 Again, I am so sorry.

00:19:12 Where's Jake and Chelsea?

00:19:53 What time is it?