Two and a Half Men — S07E02 — Whipped Unto the Third Generation

00:00:04 Hey, Danny, did you say good morning to Melissa?

00:00:46 Buy one, get one free.

00:01:31 I'm just gonna throw in a load of laundry before I go to work.

00:02:50 The number fluctuates depending on the economy...

00:03:33 and if he doesn't like it, well, then that is just his tough noogies.

00:04:22 - He pays rent, doesn't he? - I don't know.

00:05:02 - That's the Charlie you fell in love with? - Yes.

00:05:56 We probably have different definitions of fair.

00:06:56 Sure.

00:07:59 And this is Melissa. We're not home and neither are Charlie and Chelsea.

00:08:49 Just so you know, Melissa and I are gonna put our food on the bottom...

00:09:42 Oh, yeah. Barrel of Monkeys.

00:10:21 Who said you could have a party?

00:11:07 Two.

00:12:03 What are you talking about?

00:13:14 Well, I got news for you. You still don't.

00:13:52 Yes, it is.

00:14:52 Bite me.

00:15:44 The problem is, the women have established a beachhead.

00:16:50 Mind if I watch?

00:17:50 Oh, really? Well, what about Alan?

00:18:36 - You and Charlie? - Just one little weekend.

00:19:28 Love you. Damn.

00:20:16 We're whipped unto the third generation.