Two and a Half Men — S07E01 — 818-JKLPUZO

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:52 Oh, that can't be right. You look great.

00:01:39 Any chance you could help me with arrangements, maybe play piano?

00:02:36 "Oxofempal"?

00:03:40 Besides, the baby doesn't look anything like me.

00:04:25 Really? Okay, let's test it out.

00:05:15 See that one?

00:06:07 next thing I know you're walking in the front door with your whore talk.

00:07:09 Uh... No reason.

00:08:06 He'll be fine, it's Bert and Ernie I'm worried about.

00:08:57 You're gonna kick me out when Mom dies?

00:10:09 No one else

00:11:01 Hey, I don't deserve any credit.

00:11:51 Yikes.

00:12:41 You've got weekend rates?

00:13:30 What's been going on? How are things with you and your fiancée?

00:14:18 and I said no.

00:15:09 because my emotions are connected to my lower intestine.

00:16:06 - Chelsea will think I still have feelings. - All right.

00:17:11 - Detox? - No. Constipated.

00:18:17 - Why did I ever let you go? - If I recall, you had a list of reasons.

00:19:19 Whoo, he was the top man at his craft

00:20:13 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

00:21:27 And he calls me stupid.