Two and a Half Men — S06E23 — Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

00:00:03 And how are you this morning, Danny?

00:00:43 You're starting to scare the crap out of me.

00:01:25 and we don't wanna in the car with him when he goes off.

00:02:08 This is really sweet.

00:03:39 Listen, I'm gonna hit the head.

00:04:47 CHELSEA: In the movie theater, while you were in the lobby drinking.

00:05:36 Don't forget the mayonnaise.

00:06:21 to other peoples needs.

00:07:31 Hey, hey.

00:08:05 Two brothers, one girl. It got ugly.

00:08:55 Mailbox open, mailbox closed.

00:09:55 Enjoying the sunset, waiting on dinner.

00:10:37 How could I not see this?

00:11:37 CHELSEA: What do you mean it's not a word?

00:12:28 Kind of ruin the night.

00:13:32 Yeah, it's great. But sometimes he doesn't know when to quit.

00:14:15 Good.

00:14:52 Bring him along.

00:15:29 But Lakers are playing the Spurs, I'm not gonna miss it.

00:16:20 Well, it's certainly in the cards.

00:17:20 Why would I chew up a rug?

00:18:26 You're text-blocking me.

00:19:15 What the hell are you doing?

00:19:58 Seriously.