Two and a Half Men — S06E22 — Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

00:00:01 Oh, come on, Chelsea. Is this about money?

00:00:35 You're almost done with your sandwich and your pickle's just sitting there.

00:01:16 Oops.

00:02:32 No.

00:03:14 Sure, sure. I couldn't give you a zeppelin other than the Hindenburg.

00:04:04 - You're not doing a very good job. - I'm not trying very hard.

00:04:47 She most certainly is.

00:05:52 Uh-huh.

00:06:51 Okay, you and me need to talk.

00:07:44 Don't the colors just liven the place up?

00:08:34 Oh. Oh, please, tell me that's one of those Zen sand gardens.

00:09:18 I don't like it. I don't need it. I don't want it.

00:10:23 I'm not cut out for this living-together stuff, Alan.

00:11:07 Cheap shot. Oh.

00:11:57 Tell you what.

00:12:43 - Let me ask you a question. - Of course.

00:13:23 So now all you have to do is go home, admit that you're a frightened little man...

00:14:19 Oh, hello.

00:15:06 And I'm a big, stupid jerk.

00:15:53 - I haven't been paying rent. - There it is.

00:17:06 Ow.

00:18:18 Yeah. By the way, do you know if anybody rented your old apartment yet?

00:19:15 Hey, Gordon. Small world.

00:19:56 It's nice when someone gets you.