Two and a Half Men — S06E17 — The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

00:00:04 I know you hate it when I review the game tapes...

00:00:57 actually, yes.

00:02:16 I've fallen in love with Chelsea.

00:03:11 For what I've spent on therapy, I could get expensive hookers...

00:03:55 I believe I've made my point.

00:04:48 No, no, no. It's too late for excuses.

00:05:32 Interesting. How did that make you feel?

00:06:17 Of course I'm still seeing her, but now the relationship's totally screwed.

00:07:01 I see, and you're terrified of that happening to you.

00:07:45 and focus more on what it feels like to give love...

00:08:37 My angle was I love her.

00:09:20 - What did you do? - Ninety days in county.

00:10:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is important.

00:11:38 Yes.

00:12:23 - I need you to do something. - Not a problem.

00:13:07 I'll keep the bathroom window open just in case.

00:14:00 Yes, I'm fine.

00:14:50 - Problem? - No problem. Go away.

00:15:32 - So, what do you say? - What do I say about what?

00:16:22 - But don't blame me, blame my shrink. - What?

00:17:07 The important thing is that we love each other.

00:17:59 Oh, I think you'll wanna throw it away.

00:18:43 I think Chelsea swallowed some nickels.

00:19:41 CHELSEA: Oh, Charlie, it's beautiful.