Two and a Half Men — S06E16 — She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

00:00:06 It seems to me that it'd be more fair...

00:00:49 - It's not about that. - Can it wait till halftime?

00:01:36 - Why not? - You wanna come?

00:02:32 Rats.

00:03:48 that penises do not observe a traditional mourning period.

00:04:34 We don't just pop into existence the moment you need us?

00:05:21 You just finished dinner.

00:06:18 Broad is part camel.

00:07:10 At this moment, Chelsea is in the same house as her ex-husband.

00:08:03 Right here, baby.

00:08:55 Top drawer, nightstand. Take your pick.

00:09:56 - We were just... - Give me that.

00:10:39 Crap, crap, crap.

00:11:39 Wanda passed out, and Chelsea's on her way over.

00:12:24 Help me get her dressed, drive her home.

00:13:18 over her face and throw her in the back of your panel van?

00:14:17 Oh, Charlie, you were so right about Alex.

00:15:01 Okay.

00:15:42 Here.

00:16:30 What's the point of doing it if I can't tell?

00:17:16 Good, good.

00:17:59 Plus, in the nicer places, you have a free continental breakfast.

00:18:51 Yeah, but it shouldn't be you.

00:20:12 Anywhere we want. We've got Uncle Charlie's credit card.