Two and a Half Men — S06E15 — I'd Like to Start with the Cat

00:00:04 Oh, man.

00:00:59 You know, mix it up a little.

00:01:53 I know this.

00:02:32 I'm gonna go with Fluffy.

00:03:38 - Why did she tell you? - I asked her.

00:04:19 She said I don't know her well enough.

00:05:08 Because that's what you're always thinking.

00:06:04 - Why? - You seem to be experimenting...

00:06:51 Hey, you know, I bet "strange" comes from "stranger."

00:07:41 It's really cute. Kind of like:

00:08:34 So how did you feel about losing her?

00:09:16 and we've been together for almost 30 years.

00:10:23 Bastard set me up.

00:11:20 Uh...

00:12:19 Oh, uh, did I say Davenport, Iowa?

00:13:10 - I am? - Absolutely.

00:14:17 That better not be one of my pudding cups.

00:15:23 Does the name Mandu ring any kind of a bell?

00:16:18 Hello.

00:17:12 - This is hopeless. - No, no, no, there's hope.

00:18:12 See? That's gotta mean something, considering how I used to, you know...

00:19:01 We're not done?

00:20:13 Go ahead, yuck it up.

00:21:18 ALAN: Ow!