Two and a Half Men — S06E14 — David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

00:00:03 Would you like the last sausage?

00:00:53 long before I met you.

00:01:39 No, silly, it's about something else.

00:02:23 - and you want it big. - Uh-huh.

00:03:37 I know you can hear me, Charlie.

00:04:24 Anyway, she's somehow gotten it into her head that Alan is turning 40 on Saturday.

00:05:17 Okay, I won't. From now on.

00:06:01 - You got a date? - That depends.

00:06:43 When I left, Jake was taking a shower, Charlie had on long pants...

00:07:39 There's nobody here.

00:08:26 Uh, can I have your attention please? Ha, ha.

00:09:23 All right, well, uh, now that we're all here, why don't we take turns...

00:10:21 and I have absolutely no memory of ever working as a forest ranger.

00:11:13 And I know over the years, I've tormented you...

00:11:58 especially from his family.

00:13:11 - Berta? - Who's asking?

00:13:59 Alan? No, he didn't come home.

00:15:02 You're really gonna milk this, huh?

00:15:54 I think David Copperfield slipped me a roofie.

00:16:44 All he needs is a little love, ultraviolet light, potassium...

00:17:59 - Mom made you some hot chocolate. - Oh, oh, thank you.

00:18:44 - Okeydoke. - Ha, ha.

00:19:31 Believe what?

00:21:00 - Told you he'd be back. - Who?