Two and a Half Men — S06E12 — Thank God for Scoliosis

00:00:01 All right, Mrs. Freemantle, we will see you next week.

00:00:42 Well, I'm blushing.

00:01:47 I ache for you.

00:03:17 Uh, actually, I came in here for a little quiet time.

00:04:16 And I had to give her a raise, health insurance...

00:04:52 So you and her are, uh...?

00:05:44 So, what you're faced with here is a moral dilemma.

00:06:35 I crossed that line in the '70s...

00:07:23 but mark my words, sooner or later you're gonna wake up...

00:08:25 Oh, okay. Uh, tight's good.

00:09:09 Oh, well... Now we got that out of the way.

00:09:57 my balls look like two-thirds of the Blue Man Group.

00:11:03 Welcome to my world.

00:11:49 Keep your hands off him, Janine. He's married.

00:12:22 Thanks, but I'm already healthy. I'll have a hamburger.

00:13:19 Dr. Harper, this is my mother.

00:13:58 You smoke dope?

00:14:45 Step aside, grandpa.

00:15:36 Mm.

00:16:24 in case you feel like pushing the envelope.

00:17:17 What are you talking about? It's not past my bedtime.

00:18:13 You don't know who you're messing with.

00:19:22 You don't wanna know.

00:20:09 Still, not a bad idea.