Two and a Half Men — S06E11 — The Devil's Lube

00:00:02 Check it out. They got cars that run on vegetable oil now.

00:00:52 - The sponge? - Yeah.

00:01:54 I don't mean it that way. You're my brother.

00:03:05 Not funny, Jake.

00:03:48 Did you get that one?

00:04:42 and appreciate that you've always been there for me.

00:05:34 but you wouldn't believe what comes up when you Google "Hummer."

00:06:22 - Then just say thank you. - Thank you.

00:07:25 Kidding. Why, dear?

00:08:24 Where you off to?

00:09:13 Could've taken care of me with a freaking robe.

00:10:05 Born, a time to die, a time to reap...

00:10:55 Charlie, take a look in the box.

00:11:38 They make us look at a video every day...

00:12:32 Ah, what can I say about Charlie?

00:13:34 He got my house?

00:14:53 I peed in a cup, you took my blood...

00:15:48 Got no wife, I've got no children.

00:16:33 - Yup, the one and only. - Aah.

00:17:36 Sorry about your friend.

00:18:21 Well, uh, I'm thinking we're not getting any younger.

00:19:24 No liver damage whatsoever?

00:20:30 No, it's just gonna seem like forever.

00:21:30 Son of a bitch.