Two and a Half Men — S06E10 — He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

00:00:06 Jake, you're hardly touching your salad.

00:01:03 You got any crackers?

00:01:49 And no, I'm not dying.

00:02:53 How much do you have in there now?

00:04:14 When I get my car from Grandma...

00:05:06 Okay, why do you think she did it?

00:05:56 just so she can add an extra bedroom?

00:06:53 Okay, well, you gotta go somewhere.

00:07:46 Ha, that makes sense if it's a clown college...

00:08:36 The woman is no ballerina.

00:09:26 Could you cross your arms, please? Thank you.

00:10:33 Fascinating.

00:11:13 Oh, sweetheart, what makes you think you'd flunk out?

00:12:01 It's what really makes my recipe work.

00:12:42 My grandson the chef.

00:13:39 So you're gonna masturbate in a kayak?

00:14:33 Oh, and save room for homemade potato chips.

00:15:29 The... The wind, the sky, the surf.

00:16:15 This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.

00:17:09 I have no reason to live.

00:17:49 Okay, okay, let's look at the alternate explanation.

00:18:54 Wow, it's been a long time since I paid rent.

00:19:50 I don't need a say.

00:20:39 You know, landlords and tenants alike.