Two and a Half Men — S06E09 — The Mooch at the Boo

00:00:08 - It's Mom. - Say hi for me.

00:00:55 Okay. Bye-bye.

00:01:32 Charlie, Charlie. I said I'm happy to do it.

00:03:14 - I landed on my ass bone. - Sack up. You'll be fine.

00:03:56 - Just some new neighbors. - New neighbors, huh?

00:04:39 That's all I got that you can use.

00:05:33 - I'm Jake. - Hi. I'm Celeste.

00:06:22 That's great. Can I use your bathroom?

00:07:07 - Well, sure. Why not? - Thanks. See you later.

00:08:10 Not that I need to trim my toenails.

00:08:57 Don't rub it in. They told me I'd be here all day.

00:09:52 - Did you try calling your daughter? - She left her cell phone at the house.

00:10:39 Check it You my dream, like chocolate cream

00:11:22 I spend most of my time out at the beach house.

00:12:06 We got a problem here.

00:13:19 Oh, I knew it. You're married.

00:14:01 - What? - Oh.

00:14:49 Believe me, if you don't trust your daughter to make her own decisions...

00:15:49 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

00:16:47 Not a single vowel in his entire name.

00:17:41 - You think something happened? - No, no, no. Nothing happened.

00:18:39 I'm real proud that you stepped up and got a little action tonight...

00:19:42 He's not gonna bother your daughter anymore.

00:20:43 Why aren't you in Mexico?