Two and a Half Men — S06E08 — Pinocchio's Mouth
2008 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 854 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Melman
Overview
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
Dialogue Timeline — 293 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:11 CHARLIE: Morning. - Mm.
00:00:46 CHELSEA: Charlie? - I'm sorry, did you say something?
00:01:25 And if I recall correctly, you're up one take.
00:02:20 What did you do?
00:02:59 Yeah. Yeah, it rings a bell.
00:03:40 Mom grounded me for two weeks.
00:04:22 Yes.
00:05:06 That's 90 minutes behind the wheel for 20, 30 minutes behind...
00:05:48 There's a difference between caring and stalking, Alan.
00:06:47 - Isn't that what it's for? - You don't get it. That's fine.
00:07:52 Yeah, so?
00:08:36 Oh, you think I'm inflexible.
00:10:01 Ah. Maybe he's upstairs.
00:11:48 Well, that. And, you know, possibly crippling your cat.
00:13:03 Stupid birds.
00:13:45 The point is, I was really uncomfortable over there.
00:14:26 I have.
00:15:27 - I'm bored. - Well, go read a book.
00:16:12 - Thank you. - All that's for one night?
00:17:03 That's because you've never applied a thin layer to your hindquarters.
00:17:51 But then your feet will be in my face.
00:18:54 Do you really have to ask?
00:20:00 Well, it is your feet, but it's also the sheets...
00:21:16 Hello.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed293
Dialogue density13.3 lines / min
First line00:00:11
Final line00:21:16
Production Record
DirectorJeff Melman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes854
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 6, episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/6/episode/8
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