Two and a Half Men — S06E07 — Best H.O. Money Can Buy
2008 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 1,086 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.
Dialogue Timeline — 372 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 JAKE: Previously on Two and a Half Men:
00:00:46 That's the fourth best kind of sex you can have.
00:01:33 Classic Warner Bros. animation.
00:02:25 And it's not gonna be our military, either.
00:03:46 Hey, Judith. What's shaking?
00:04:56 We should've thought of this years ago.
00:05:52 Have you been working out?
00:06:37 - tried slowing things down a bit. - I agree.
00:07:30 - Hey. - Hey.
00:08:19 Judith's changed, Charlie. She's... She's a different woman.
00:09:10 You promised if I shaped up I wouldn't have to go!
00:10:04 Screwing with Jughead never gets old
00:10:52 Uh, no, I... I have other plans.
00:11:38 It's by the same guy who wrote Because It Amuses Me.
00:12:35 And who knows, maybe meet a couple of nice gals.
00:13:42 Well, too bad.
00:14:34 That's Spanish for House of Herb.
00:15:25 Not even a Snapple?
00:16:34 Uh, yeah, it's fine. Just, uh...
00:17:21 Get out of here.
00:18:16 A railroad-crossing sign.
00:19:09 Tip your waitresses.
00:20:27 Congratulations.
00:21:18 Oh, yeah, that's a bitch.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed372
Dialogue density16.9 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:18
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,086
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 6, episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/6/episode/7
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