Two and a Half Men — S06E06 — It's Always Nazi Week

00:00:07 - Oh, hey, Alan. - Hey, Herb.

00:00:45 Yeah, I know. I caught him eating my tomato plants.

00:01:26 So how's everything?

00:02:05 I was thinking more a solid three months.

00:02:50 Chowderhead can't hear us. Right, chowderhead?

00:04:10 So, numbnuts...

00:05:03 - I'm not gonna make it three months, Alan. - You'll be fine.

00:05:53 Forget about that. The important thing is...

00:06:44 - Oh, hey, Herb. - Judith asked me to drop this off for Jake.

00:07:28 Is it in the bedroom? It usually starts in the bedroom.

00:08:08 I don't know what's happening. We can't communicate.

00:08:57 I get bored.

00:09:58 Ow! Crap!

00:10:56 Hey, uh, Charlie, can I talk to you for a sec?

00:11:37 I mean, uh, why chew on one chicken wing when you can eat from the whole bucket?

00:12:32 Throat's not sore anymore?

00:13:35 Why is Herb calling?

00:14:27 Oh.

00:15:16 Herb moved out.

00:16:17 So, uh, they biting tonight?

00:16:59 are only interested in 25-year-old hard bodies?

00:17:52 I don't have an answer for you, Herb.

00:18:42 Oh, I was wrong. I was so wrong.

00:20:39 I took away the staple gun but he found the superglue.