Two and a Half Men — S06E05 — A Jock Strap in Hell

00:00:02 I can't believe you've been going to gym all this time without a jock strap.

00:00:51 - Charlie Harper? - Where? He owes me money.

00:01:37 - Where? - In the gym.

00:02:27 Okay, well, thanks for the update.

00:03:44 - You probably shouldn't have seen that. - I've seen worse.

00:04:27 and you should learn a lesson from my mistakes.

00:05:32 Alan, let me ask you something.

00:06:20 Because of me, the woman lost her teaching career...

00:07:13 But it's never bothered me before.

00:08:08 I mean, Desiree Bush.

00:08:52 - I'm buying. - Do you mind if I take my belt off?

00:09:40 I wish I could.

00:10:29 Come on, teach, I'll buy you a drink and we'll toast your new career.

00:11:20 Let's look at it like this way. How about if you make $40 a dance.

00:12:05 Yeah, um, I wasn't gonna say anything, but, wow.

00:12:55 Desiree, wait.

00:14:01 I was lying in bed alone and I had an epiphany.

00:14:51 Weird, us both being on our knees at the same time, huh?

00:15:39 Uh-oh.

00:16:34 Ah, thanks for the invite, but, uh, Sunday is kind of our "me" day.

00:18:00 Aw. God doesn't want us to separate, Charlie.

00:19:09 He managed to get himself baptized.

00:19:58 Oh, okay. No harm, no foul.

00:20:44 Nothing to worry about.