Two and a Half Men — S06E03 — Damn You, Eggs Benedict

00:00:18 What are you doing?

00:01:04 I christen thee HMS Kitchen Table.

00:02:02 But not impossible.

00:02:50 You're saying that it's advantageous to date...

00:03:33 that you're dipping your chip in the salsa and the guacamole?

00:04:47 You're a great cook, Uncle Charlie.

00:05:43 I am. And you know what makes me cool?

00:06:43 - How do you like your eggs? - Sunny side up.

00:07:28 Uh, I don't usually do that on a first date either.

00:08:15 - And drink beer. - And drink...

00:09:02 Suit yourself.

00:09:51 Uh, I may not be back till late.

00:10:40 You're gonna teach me to lie to women?

00:11:25 Ugh. Tastes like stale ass.

00:12:14 Yeah, yeah. It's unfortunate, but in today's economic climate...

00:13:03 Okay, then.

00:13:48 What mall?

00:14:41 You're gonna regret that.

00:15:19 And I love you too.

00:16:06 - Nope, false alarm. - Wait for it.

00:16:59 I was with another woman, but all I could think about was you.

00:18:11 And you can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes.

00:19:27 Me neither.

00:20:21 Yeah, hold on.