Two and a Half Men — S05E19 — Waiting for the Right Snapper

00:00:01 Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, doc.

00:00:52 - How's the sex? - We haven't had sex yet.

00:01:43 A mother figure? I said she's warm, nurturing and supportive.

00:02:36 You're gonna stick with the mother thing?

00:03:51 - Hi. - Hi, yourself.

00:04:46 - Mom's helping us plan our wedding. - Really?

00:05:38 Okay, let's go.

00:06:31 Listen to me.

00:07:22 Two adults for the Wings of Love.

00:08:07 Okay, Mom. Always great bumping into you.

00:09:05 Okay, um, X is minus four?

00:09:55 You should have seen your face when you thought I was smart.

00:10:56 You got a little boy? Aren't you afraid Jake will eat him?

00:11:42 - I'm not the one with the poop talk. - Poop talk?

00:12:36 - Morning. - What's good about it?

00:13:30 Boing, wow.

00:14:37 I guess. What's up?

00:15:32 - Back in a flash. - "Where do we keep the water?"

00:16:30 Go fetch.

00:17:34 Of course, I couldn't leave because I made you tie me to the bed.

00:18:33 It's not too late.

00:19:35 And I didn't want you to be jealous because she's young and you're...

00:20:35 Right. I don't know what I was thinking.

00:21:28 Okay. Clown junior college.