Two and a Half Men — S05E18 — If My Hole Could Talk

00:00:03 - Got your homework done? - Mm-hm.

00:00:46 You know, I could go for some pancakes.

00:01:43 He'll have eight weeks of summer school to do it.

00:02:39 This is worse than buying condoms.

00:03:24 Let me ask you something.

00:04:21 - Charlie. - Okay.

00:05:09 - Then sure, why not? - Great.

00:05:53 - What are you talking about? - It's in some sort of foreign language.

00:06:56 - Did you guys feel that? - Move it.

00:07:54 Okay, okay, I hear you.

00:08:51 You might wanna start thinking about having him neutered.

00:09:39 I don't have a vivid memory of it...

00:10:39 You don't think she knows?

00:11:32 Looks kind of yucky.

00:12:44 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard something.

00:13:47 Find the book.

00:14:46 - I meant the kid. - So did I.

00:15:35 And second...

00:16:47 "A sleeve? 'Tis like a demi-cannon:

00:17:41 Please. If you don't need it, you can leave it in the car.

00:18:24 You have beautiful skin. I don't wanna see it get burned.

00:19:19 You know what we call people who say those things?

00:20:11 Yes, you are.

00:21:10 JAKE: Yes. ALAN & CHARLIE: Ooh!