Two and a Half Men — S05E16 — Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

00:00:02 So I'm thinking we serve the good wine before the ceremony...

00:00:50 I have never in my life refused to poop.

00:01:42 CHARLIE: Hey, Alan, how long do I have before Bridezilla gets here?

00:02:35 What's up?

00:03:22 So when can we get together?

00:04:22 I'd like to say something else. I want this to be an old-fashioned marriage.

00:05:16 but you gotta remember, the bow and arrow melts first...

00:06:18 ALAN: Charlie, are you in there with Courtney?

00:07:03 Huh.

00:07:52 I don't know. It's a bigger target for broads who wanna puke their dinner.

00:08:52 I'm just sitting at home, reading a book.

00:09:50 I've just been watching you for an hour and 38 minutes, and I felt bad for you.

00:10:41 Charlie, what the hell you doing?

00:11:19 you and Courtney are seeing each other, and thinks I kept it from her...

00:12:21 No, you thaw them out during the ceremony...

00:13:09 Wait, wait, hey, whoa, whoa.

00:14:15 I come across kind of fruity, don't I?

00:15:03 COURTNEY: I don't understand why you won't help.

00:15:58 Would either of you care to explain why he's going to talk to her?

00:16:54 Well, I hadn't actually offered yet.

00:17:47 I promise I'll pay you back.

00:19:00 Selfless.

00:20:07 - I can't say this. - If you don't, I will.

00:21:28 BERTA: Never mind.