Two and a Half Men — S05E15 — Rough Night in Hump Junction

00:00:01 - Alan, I need to talk to you. - Okay.

00:00:53 - Where are you going? - I have a date.

00:01:41 So you want me to just lie to her?

00:02:48 You realize that's three in one day.

00:03:42 Keep your hands off my wife.

00:04:33 - What did you mean? - Well, he's always been promiscuous...

00:05:34 I tried to pick my lady friend up and put her on the bureau...

00:06:36 Ow, ow, ow!

00:07:36 Who would you rather be? You or me?

00:08:28 All right, you're under arrest for solicitation.

00:09:39 So, Charlie, what's been going on?

00:10:26 And as you can see, I've had a couple of mishaps.

00:11:18 Yep, two weeks.

00:12:14 - is getting married to another guy. - Describe it.

00:13:04 and the raccoon on your chest is a physical manifestation...

00:13:46 And deep down, maybe you were hoping someday you'd get back together.

00:15:15 See? Nothing, no grief.

00:15:54 And then...

00:16:57 Bride? Seen the bride?

00:17:48 - So I'm not too late. - Oh, you are so too late.

00:18:29 Honey, the photographer wants to...

00:19:27 - Really? - Yep.

00:20:16 - You're going to get married? - Yep.

00:21:17 Ow, my balls.