Two and a Half Men — S05E09 — Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

00:00:05 I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride-to-be.

00:00:49 - So can we go now? - No, we can't. It would be rude.

00:01:29 Hey, Daddy. Sorry I'm late.

00:02:08 Walk with me.

00:03:00 Well, Evelyn, you know what they say about assuming.

00:03:45 Whoa, Ferraris, Lamborghinis.

00:05:09 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry...

00:05:53 Hi, Courtney, what's up?

00:07:06 Pretty hot, isn't it?

00:07:57 They put it where it belongs. In the rear.

00:08:46 Just running some errands.

00:09:35 I'm sure you can.

00:10:45 That's great.

00:11:48 And yes.

00:12:37 I don't know half of what he does, nor do I want to.

00:13:30 Yeah, we got a problem here.

00:14:25 - I just can't believe he's still in bed. - He's a drunk, Mom. That's what they do.

00:15:05 What's to think about? It's perfect. Have the ceremony, the reception.

00:16:02 - You wouldn't. - Heh.

00:16:44 - Nothing for me, thanks. - I don't recall offering.

00:17:40 Snooze button. I must have hit the snooze button.

00:18:36 Just a little extra protection.

00:19:33 Free? You think that was free?

00:20:21 I'm gonna need an eight-car garage.