Two and a Half Men — S05E08 — Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
2007 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.6 · 1,052 VOTES · DIR. Ted Wass
Overview
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Dialogue Timeline — 343 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:06 - Wake up, wake up, wake up. - I'm sorry, Mom. I love you.
00:00:50 Oh, Becker's over. I'm up next.
00:01:34 She's our little pearl Our darling girl
00:02:17 Bye-bye, boobies
00:02:58 Hey, Charlie Waffles may love kids, but he's getting pretty sick of you.
00:04:28 - How old is your little girl? - Five.
00:05:11 Jodie is gonna love this. I'm gonna save it for her birthday.
00:06:03 Hug her anyway So hug her anyway
00:06:44 We're all in this together.
00:07:38 Hello?
00:08:25 Fish food, fish food Mommy, come and see
00:09:17 Oh, you're the sponge. It's a pleasure.
00:10:07 Twelve-hundred?
00:10:59 - Yeah, well, it's not. - Because...?
00:11:50 I'm just saying your audience is composed of bed wetters.
00:12:46 Okay, see you Saturday night.
00:13:28 How do you do it? How does he do it, Alan?
00:14:15 What's that? An honest day's work?
00:15:13 Who loves kids?
00:16:22 - Doesn't it bother you that he's loaded? - He's a musician.
00:17:28 - Something bothering you? - It's nothing.
00:18:09 That's right.
00:18:55 Yeah, well, thanks for the talk.
00:19:41 Potty
Cast & Characters
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Holland Taylor
Evelyn Harper
Ion Overman
Vicki
Richard Kind
Artie
Gregg Marx
Announcer
Tina Morasco
Summer
Kate Luyben
Woman
Alexandra Gold Jourden
Dakota
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed343
Dialogue density17.1 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line00:19:41
Production Record
DirectorTed Wass
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,052
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 5, episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/5/episode/8
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